Shiksa Goddess Cute Baby Humor Tee

Own the title. Start the drama.  The Shiksa Goddess Baby Tee is your form-fitting tribute to Jewish lust, confusion, and cultural chaos. Whether you’re the non-Jew at Shabbat dinner or the Jewish girl reclaiming the narrative, this tee was made to cause a scene — lovingly.

Soft, sustainable, and slim-cut for max impact, it’s perfect for:

• Jewish holidays (especially the ones with wine)

• Comedy nights, bar crawls, and awkward first dates

• Breaking hearts at bagel shops from Brooklyn to Boca

Wear it under a vintage blazer, or don’t — your call. Either way, someone’s mother will whisper about it.

👕 Product Features:

• 100% organic cotton for eco-friendly flirtation

• Slim fit, soft feel, and midweight for year-round wear

• Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing = bold, crisp lettering

• Tear-away label (because you’re the star, not the tag)

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Cold wash, gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low like your expectations

• Do not bleach, steam it gently if it gets tsuris

• Avoid dry cleaning (this isn’t a bat mitzvah gown)