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This is not just a tote—this is a mission statement. Featuring a bold, faux-dictionary definition of schlep (verb) /shlep/, this bag proudly announces exactly what it’s made for: hauling more than any reasonable person should, with zero complaints. Designed for schlepping groceries, books, your therapist’s advice, or an entire farmer’s market haul, it comes in three roomy sizes (13" x 13", 16" x 16", 18" x 18") and five handle colors (black, white, red, navy, beige) to match your mood, outfit, or existential dread. Made with durable materials and designed for folks fluent in sarcasm, Yiddish, or both.
Smart. Sturdy. Slightly passive-aggressive. Just like you.
Product features - 100% polyester body for durability and quick drying - Reinforced stitching on handles for extra strength - Boxed corners for added space and capacity - Available in three sizes to meet varying needs - Non-woven laminate inside for easy cleaning
Care instructions - Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
