Farmisht Confused Hot Messes Tee
Farmisht Confused Hot Messes Tee
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Feel like you’re halfway to brunch but forgot what borough you're in?
Meet the Farmisht tee — a wearable tribute to being gloriously disoriented in public. This Yiddish gem says it all: you’re scattered, stylish, and totally owning it.
Printed on ultra-soft, unisex cotton (because hot messes still deserve comfort), this shirt is perfect for:
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Confused Gen Z icons
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Millennials who left the house without their keys
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Anyone whose brain feels like it needs to be rebooted
Whether you're doom-scrolling in bed or making a dramatic entrance at Trader Joe’s, this shirt gets you.
Product Details:
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Softstyle tee with unisex fit and classic crewneck
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Ring-spun cotton for breathable, all-day wear
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No side seams = smoother fit, less bunching
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Shoulder taping for shape retention
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Printed and shipped by ethically certified providers (Oeko-Tex approved)
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold with like-minded garments
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Tumble dry low like your ambitions today
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Do not bleach, unless you want to ruin the joke
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Iron low (or don’t — wrinkles are on-brand)
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