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Warning: this shirt may cause spontaneous side-eyes and knowing chuckles. The “Don’t Be a Schmuck” tee is your not-so-subtle reminder to keep it classy(ish). With bold retro bubble lettering and a sparkle-eyed smiley face, it’s the perfect mix of snark and sweetness.
Whether you're calling out bad vibes or just embracing your inner mensch, this shirt’s here to make a scene—in a good way. Ideal for brunches, bad dates, awkward holidays, or just vibing through the chaos with a little Yiddish flair.
✨ For Gen Z, elder millennials, and anyone raised on sarcasm and Seinfeld.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton for max softness
Retro print, big attitude
Relaxed unisex fit — wear it oversized or fitted
Printed with low-key judgment and high-quality inks
